AmazeMint: I was here first.
Gap Favorite Lip Balm: Hi! I’m the Favorite Lip Balm from the Gap in “Cool Pineapple”. And I rock.
AM: Move over, shorty, I’m the favorite lip gloss around here.
FLB: Since when, Thursday? I am new, fresh, and exciting.
AM: I make lips shiny and minty fresh.
FLB: I taste like pineapple.
AM: I am pink.
FLB: I have SPF 18.
AM: Oh yeah? Well, well, there’s only room for one lip product around here, and I am it.
FLB: One word. Pineapple.
AM: That’s two words.
FLB: It’s a compound word, Pinky. Go back to third grade.